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hehe nice one!

 
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Okay a oldie but a goodie.......
 
Want to hear a dirty joke..............................................Sally fell in the mud.........hahahahaha 
 
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How to you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him of course!
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took me a minute boy I feel dumb lol
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Lol 

Nice thread!
I have a joke too...
 
So a snail decided to get a really nice car to impress all his friends. When he got it he took it to the shop and asked them to  paint the letter S all over it. Confused the shop workers did as he asked. A few days later  the snail took his car out for a spin. He drove very fast around a large group of people and one lady shouted out. "WOW! look at that S car go". hehe get it?
 
 
 


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Two peas were in a pod.
 
One asked the other "Why do we get along so well"
 
The other replied "Good grief a talking pea"
 
 
 
*had to edit it before posting, or I might have been starred out again*   
 
 
 
 
YAY another smoke-free day  
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Sorry had to post this.
The village simpleton walks into The Antiques Roadshow and puts a big box on the table.
"Where did you find this?" asks the expert.
"Oh, it's been in the attic for years," says the simpleton.
"Have you got insurance?" asks the expert.
"No, why do you ask?" said the simpleton.
"Because you're going to need it, that's your cold water tank. 

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