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The Smoker?s Vow


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Whether or not you have read this before, it is always
helpful to recite it if you feel you may cave and break your quit...
 
The Smoker's Vow:
 
With this puff I enslave myself 
to a lifetime of addiction. 

While I can’t promise to always love you, 
I do promise to obey every craving and 

support my addiction to you 
no matter how expensive you become.
 
I will let no husband or wife, 

no family member or friend, 

no doctor or any other health professional,

no employer or government policy, 

no burns or no stench, 

no cough or raspy voice,

no cancer or emphysema, 

no heart attack or stroke,

no threat of loss of life or limbs, 
come between us.
 
I will smoke you forever 
from this day forth, 

for better or worse, 
whether richer or poorer,

in sickness and in health, 
till death do us part!
 
“You may now light the cigarette.” 

“I now pronounce you a full-fledged smoker.”

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